Questions have been swirling around in my mind all day:
- Did some little kid win this decal as an award for finally being potty-trained?
- Or is some adult kindly lowering the achievement bar for the rest of us?
- Assuming that the owner of this decal isn't constantly removing and replacing the decal in response to his/her current defacatory status, could the phrase "I pooped today" be considered a promise to continue pooping on a daily basis?
- Am I just being extremely insensitive about a constipation epidemic that's been going on right under my nose?
It's terrible to start out the week in such a state of confusion.